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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)